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The Very Hungry Mommy

March 16, 2007

In the light of the moon, a Mommy lay in bed, awake and starving. Stealthily, she crawled out of bed and went in search of something good to eat.

At 10 p.m., she ate through one bowl of cereal, but she was still hungry.

At 1 a.m., she ate through two Girl Scout Samoas cookies, but she was still hungry.

At 3 a.m., she ate through three bowls of fruit salad, but she was still hungry.

At 5 a.m., she ate through four Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies, but she was still hungry.

At 7 a.m., she ate through one bowl of cereal, one banana, one piece of cinnamon toast, one low-fat string cheese, one glass of orange juice and one cup of green tea. And she didn’t even have a stomachache!

Now she wasn’t a little Mommy anymore – she was a big, fat, mommy.


But she was still hungry.

My apologies to Eric Carle.

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11 Comments leave one →
  1. chilihead permalink
    March 16, 2007 11:29 am

    That is great! And you may just be the cutest pregnant lady I’ve ever seen. Darn you.

  2. Heth permalink
    March 16, 2007 11:56 am

    Oh my gosh that was GREAT!

    If you’re still hungry, try some marshmallow creme, frosting straight from the can, a pot of coffee with Creme Brulee creamer, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. Those options are working for this big, fat, mommy.

    Great photo, you look adorable! And not big or fat either, just pregnant.

  3. Suzanne Temple permalink
    March 16, 2007 2:10 pm

    You are adorable!

  4. Judy permalink
    March 16, 2007 2:41 pm

    Hey, that’s not fat, that’s BABY!

    I’m sure Eric Carle would be thrilled that he inspired you.

    Now…soon, the butterfly will emerge…

  5. Rachy permalink
    March 16, 2007 4:19 pm

    I know you don’t feel so pretty, but really you look very beautiful in this picture. And that’s coming from a very critical person in matters of appearance.

  6. mopsy permalink
    March 16, 2007 6:36 pm

    I love it!

    You look so pretty—all baby, which is good!

  7. Stephanie permalink
    March 16, 2007 9:15 pm

    You’re so clever! (and also made me very hungry too)

    You’re beautiful! Bee-YOU-tee-full.

  8. mommaladybug permalink
    March 17, 2007 12:11 am

    I just read that book to James! I think I like your version much better. 🙂 You look really great. I wish I had a pregnant belly as nice as yours. I can’t wait to see you tomorrow!

  9. Jen Rouse permalink
    March 17, 2007 11:35 pm

    Everyone who’s ever been pregnant knows exactly what you’re talking about.

    And you look gorgeous!

  10. Jen B permalink
    March 20, 2007 1:40 pm

    You are beautiful!!!

  11. eve permalink
    April 1, 2007 1:11 pm

    LOVE IT! I feel like I do that on a daily basis, and I’m not pregnant!

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